Lose the dirt in a couple squirts: Spill some wine. Go “oops” with your soup. What’ll drop most is your jaw, because Simply Floored!™ will do a shiny number on tile, wood, stone, laminate, linoleum and even cement. It’s a cleaner, not a wax, so no worries about waxy build-up on your floor (or feet, for that matter).

The all-purpose cleaner for this, that and especially those: From gross grease to whatever the cat’s dragged in, what-EVER!™ cuts through all kinds of gnarly, nasty, ewww and grodie. Good for any house, even if it isn’t in the Valley, Girl.

The window and glass cleaner that takes a lighter view of the world: Got a nasty streak? I Can See Clearly, WOW!™ will change that. It’s powerful stuff, cutting through handprints and smudges in seconds with no film or streaking, which will — wait for it — reflect well upon you.

The gentle scrubber that cleans with ease while saving elbows and knees: What IS that in the tub? Something sticky on the stove? Even The Kitchen Sink™ is a gentle abrasive cleaner derived from natural sources. It’s even safe on your stainless sink and other non–porous materials.

The nursery cleaner that works when you’re pooped: And your baby already has. Perfect for the three P’s (poop, pee and puke), 2am Miracle™ takes on everything your wee one (pun intended) dishes out. Any–surface safe (cribs, changing tables, etc.), with essential oils for natural cleansing and aromatherapy properties.